This is hilarious because it is true. I’ve seen so many ‘startups’ spend a huge amount of money and effort trying to imitate the trappings of a startup rather than having original ideas and actually producing something. Here is a sample (more at the link above):
Hello, and welcome to our startup. We hope youâ€™re enjoying your complimentary snifter of vaporized coconut water. Once youâ€™re done, please place the glass into one of the blue receptacles around the office, which will send the glass to be washed and dried. Do not place it into one of the red receptacles. The red receptacles take whatever you put inside of them and launch it into space.
If you look to your left, youâ€™ll see one of our employees using a state-of-the-art ergonomic sleeping desk. Most startups have standing desks, but we have sleeping desks, dancing desks, and even skateboarding desks. The skateboarding desks are just large skateboards you can use to skate around the office. Be careful while skating, though, because we donâ€™t offer any sort of medical insurance, since our benefits budget all goes toward cool desks.
It only shows up when you are off line (and currently only in the Chrome Canary builds). That would be fun for about 2 minutes.
Well done. I see more and more of this on Linkedin and weather.com these days. THIS WILL SHOCK YOU!
I thought this was fun and creative: a programming language based on one-liners from Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.
I also asked a developer friend of mine who is a huge Big Lebowski fan where isn’t a LebowC. Get on that, lazy web!
Set aside your chocolate bunnies and have fun with the tech version of the Easter Egg. Here is a long list to get you started.
This is a great story about a guy in Copenhagen who had his bike stolen and through the power of social media and the interwebs he got it back. And what a great reward for the guy who found it for him!
Twitter recently turned 5. Here is the history of Twitter, told in a Ken Burns style.
Sadly, this is an accurate depiction of the depth and thoughtfulness of journalism today.
fun, history, humor, twitter, video
A superhero flavored take on the iPhone vs Android phone debate.
android, fun, gadgets, humor, iphone, mobile
Ever wonder what it would be like to be inside of a football stadium while it is being imploded (like some Die Hard-esque movie)? Here is a taste – they placed a 360 degree camera inside Texas Stadium as they took it down.
Fun to watch, but I am certainly glad I wasn’t actually there (on the inside, anyway).
I am not sure this guy needs to open that bottle of wine, but here is a nifty trick to open a wine bottle with a shoe.
I have seen this work the opposite way, where if you pound on the open neck of a bottle the bottom will come off (granted, a slightly less useful trick if you are interested in consuming the contents).
Tweeted about Granada Doaba earlier in the week, but thought it definitely worth another shout out because the more I listen to this album, the more I like it. Here is the NPR piece that introduced me to the music. One of the cool things about this album is that I have been lucky enough to have been to Granada and appreciate the music and vibe of the place first hand. But the coolest thing of all is that the entire album is available as a legal, free download. And no, I don’t benefit from this in any way, just happy to share some creativity at the right price.
fun, international, music, world
I wonder how long it will be before someone decides this site needs to go away simply because the words ‘bomb’, ‘gun’, ‘pistol’ and ‘grenade’ have ‘how-to’s associated with them. Yikes!
dubious, fun, howto, webtools
I bet this guy has wanted to do this ever since he was a little kid.
My recent sniglet creations:
Solutionating: Combination of solution and hallucinating. What vendors and software designers do when they convince themselves that their product (solution) does something that it absolutely does not.
Annausysis: Combination of analysis and nausea. That feeling you get during your analysis that tells you just how screwed up something is. Frequently accompanies solutionating.
fun, humor, ideas, language, sniglet
Here you have it yet another eye candy time waster. I warned you.
This Wired headline The Lagoons of Titan: Oily Liquid Confirmed on Saturn Moon made my twisted mind think of two possible immediate reactions:
1) Republicans push for a mission to Titan to begin drilling and extraction
2) Some late night infomercial claiming that they could even get a Titan-esque’oily liquid’ stain out of clothing
dubious, fun, humor
This article about a Japanese woman living in a man’s closet without his knowledge reminded me of the character Lazlo from the movie Real Genius.
fun, humor, movie
Fun to watch once or twice. Please, no one take this as a lesson in how to design a site using flash. Please.
flash, fun, webdev